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AHETarti.TXT - Are Access Hollywood and Entertainment Tonight really this good of shows? You should see the ratings these shows are getting. Theyíre sickening! ...

AskDocKa.TXT - Hello, and welcome to "Ask Doc Karl" Today, Doc Karl will try to answer all the pressing questions about the human condition. My name is Mr. Becker...

Beingcoo.TXT - Everyone wants to be cool. That's pretty much the general concensus. Being cool is the top of the peak for most school kids. Once youíve attaine...

bettery1.TXT - Local business has been clamoring for attention recently. With all the other places to spend your money popping up on TV, in your mailbox, and on ...

betteryo.TXT - Local businesses have been clamoring for our local dollars recently. Their outside competition, whether on TV, in the mail, or on the internet, i...

BHSArtic.TXT - It's a little scary, a lot of fun, and in the end, it's food for thought. Those are three statements that came to my mind after taking the ninth g...

brainles.TXT - "Welcome to the first day of school, class! Before we start anything of real value, I have a little activity for us!"

bugcolle.TXT - I have to make a bug collection. Is this not the stupidest idea to have ever come across the minds of science teachers? What's the point of this?...

christma.TXT - Hi there! Iím a 16 year old, which means that Iím in the 12 to 36 year old age group, the most prized consumer group that every company wants to b...

churchdo.TXT - Public schooling was one of the great ideals that our nation, the United States of America, was founded upon. It is a great privelage for every ch...

drivinga.TXT - The streets of Bismarck are not safe anymore. Pedestrians better watch out. Main street will be an even rowdier place now. All regular, "cleve...

Elkhunti.TXT - One hundred degree heat. Trudging through two foot high grass, with only a one-foot wide trail, all floating on an island of mud, surrounded by a ...

gettingt.TXT - Itís the new year, 2000, and we still have cars with wheels, disease, weather, acne, and Dick Clark. Not exactly what everyone expected. We stu...

goodkids.TXT - I get good grades. I'm pretty much on time to class all the time. And you know what? Iíve never gotten horribly drunk (or drunk at all, for that...

goodstuf.TXT - Unfortunately, I think this year Iíve been pretty much coming to school, going through the motions, not causing much of a stir or anything. Iíve j...

governme.TXT - Why is the political system the way it is? Everyone's always bickering over something, and there will never be an end to it all. We've still got ...

HighScho.TXT - High school and college are different. I think most people can understand that. So why are they so darn similar, even though they're two totally ...

hiherald.TXT - Here's my article. I'm sending this from Netscape in the library, it says "Sniper01 wknudson@sendit.nodak.edu" as you can see... hope it gets throu...

humoride.TXT - a remote control testing facility. guys sitting on couches and chairs, chucking remote controls all over the place, raw cement floor, dim lighting....

Insidej1.TXT - "So you know what Bob did? Well, he was down in that building. You know, the gray one at the end of the street he lives on? Anyway, he was walki...

Insidejo.TXT - "So you know what Bob did? Well, he was down in that building. You know, the gray one at the end of the street he lives on? Anyway, he was walki...

Littlet1.TXT - The current happening in Littleton, Colo., is a very sad affair indeed. Thatís about all Iíd like to say about it, however. Itís a sad event that ...

Littleto.TXT - The current happenings in Littleton, Colo., are a very sad affair indeed. Thatís about all Iíd like to say about them, however. Itís a sad event ...

lunchtim.TXT - Lunchtime. The break of the day. Just the word in itself is relaxing. Filling up that empty pit of a stomach, chatting to friends about nothing ...

Makingbu.TXT - Everyone wants to own their own businesses now. All sorts of services are available to people wanting to start their own business venture, and usu...

MovieWri.TXT - Dolby Digital Sound. Huge, sprawling theater complexes, housing ten, twenty, sometimes even thirty movies in one building. Incredibly large screens...

NewYears.TXT - Itís the new year! The worst thing that happened was probably by some yutz who couldnít figure out how much alcohol he could willingly put down hi...

paperles.TXT - The paperless office was an idea that first turned up in the press a couple years back when computers were first coming onto the corporate scene. ...

populari.TXT - Popularity is a very strong power. It controls people. Nations have been won and lost just because of it. People's lives have been destroyed by ...

Presiden.TXT - Itís the year prior to a leap year, and you know what that means: presidential election campaigns! In a move that was unfortunately expected, thi...

putyourw.TXT - Humans are energy. Everything that goes into us comes out in some form of energy; strength, force, work, and more power intake. We humans are fin...

question.TXT - Questions. You must ask questions at every chance you get. Question absolutely everything possible. Question EVERYTHING ...

spending.TXT - Hopefully everyone reading this article right now has, or will, make something special of their lives. I know I'm going to give it my darndest to ...

teacher1.TXT - The word teacher is pretty darn self-explanatory. Just looking it up in my trusty Webster's, it says "teacher - a person who teaches, especially a...

Thinkfor.TXT - "So, what are you doing for the new millennium?" Aside from the fact that the new millennium begins in 2001 (a very, very small point) , this is a...

Tribun10.TXT - And now itís a new year. As Calvin and Hobbes said, ďA fresh, clean start! Itís like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!Ē So to take adv...

Tribun11.TXT - New Years is that time of the year that we can take a fresh look at everything, and gives ourselves a fresh start on life. ...

Tribun12.TXT - We teenagers are a rare breed. The eating habits border on the animalistic. (ďWatch now as the teenager eats an entire pizza, all by itself, and st...

Tribun13.TXT - We teenagers are a rare breed. The eating habits border on the animalistic. (ďWatch now as the teenager eats an entire pizza, all by itself, and ...

Tribun14.TXT - Theyíre finally coming. Not just a state or two away, but into our state. And not just into ...

Tribun15.TXT - The Rolling Stones played at Fargo just this last Wednesday, February 17th, 1999. I was in attendance. Iím writing this the day after, and I'm st...

Tribun16.TXT - The Rolling Stones played at Fargo just this last Wednesday, February 17th, 1999. I was in attendance. Iím writing this the day after, and I'm st...

Tribun17.TXT - As you may have already heard, backpacks are now a major issue facing our local school districts. Since I go to school, wear a backpack to my vari...

Tribun18.TXT - The Legislature is back in session, and this means the next few months will be wild and wooly in the newspapers, at the capitol, and in your househ...

Tribun19.TXT - The Rolling Stones are coming to Fargo in February. This will be a huge event for big Rolling Stones fans living in North Dakota, which definitely i...

Tribun20.TXT - And now a story. *Ahem.* As the quiet morning rose anew above the 14th century midievel town, a loud craw went out from the rooster. Although not ...

Tribun21.TXT - "No talking!" "Quiet please!" "Shhh!" These are all commonly heard through the course of the school day by students everywhere in America. These ...

Tribun22.TXT - Being in attendance at The Rolling Stones concert held in Fargo recently was one of the most thrilling things Iíve ever had the pleasure of attendi...

Tribune1.TXT - Since the 1960s, society overall has become much more lenient on many different issues. Before the 60s, people were shunned if they cursed in pub...

Tribune2.TXT - The new school year is upon us, so you can go ahead and let out a big collective sigh. ...

Tribune3.TXT - Although some people say that kids and teens today donít have heroes, Iíd have to disagree somewhat. I mean, most any guy who wears little tight ...

Tribune4.TXT - The first nine weeks of the school year is now complete, and kids from all over Bismarck and Mandan are bringing their grades home to mother and fath...

Tribune5.TXT - Iím now going to recite the ABCs to everyone. A, B, C, D, F...whoops. Allow me to start over. A, B, C, D, F...Aaargh! I canít seem to stop this...

Tribune6.TXT - What do bleached hair, baggy jeans, and chains have in common? Other than those being the strict dress code of all males who live in California, and...

Tribune7.TXT - Having worries about what to get your kids, girlfriends, grandchildren, and other general loved ones, for Christmas? No need to fear, since I have a...

Tribune8.TXT - Having worries about what to get your kids, girlfriends, grandchildren, and other general loved ones, for Christmas? No need to fear, since I have a...

Tribune9.TXT - Having worries about what to get your kids, girlfriends, grandchildren, and other general loved ones, for Christmas? No need to fear, since I ha...

TribuneA.TXT - Since the 1960s, society overall has gotten a lot more lenient on a lot of different issues. Before the 60s, you were shunned by many people if you ...

TribuneE.TXT - Recently, as I was walking home from my school (yes, I walk sometimes, and I enjoy it!) , the air was warm. It was surprising for me how warm outs...

TribuneS.TXT - The stage erupts with lights and sound as the greatest rock Ďn roll band ever takes to the stage to perform favorites from yesteryear and their ...

Whypeopl.TXT - Eureka! I have found the answer to a question that has plagued man for years: why do people cry at weddings? I believe I have found the answers. ...

 
   
   
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